Ted Kennedy

It's sad when anyone dies, be it a wealthy old Senator who has lived a full life, or a 28 year old woman drowning in the backseat of that senators car while he tries to cover up his involvement. Fuck Ted Kennedy, and fuck the media for treating him like a saint when he was anything but.

Exclamation points

I would like to posit a new theory I am working on. I believe there is a inverse correlation between intelligence and the number of exclamation points used at the end of a sentence. For instance:

This is a very exclamatory statement! (Intelligent)
This is a very exclamatory statement!!! (Below Average Intelligence)
This is a very exclamatory statement!!!!!!!!! (Borderline Retarded)
This is a very exclamatory statement!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!! (WTF)