Thursday, July 24, 2008

Resident Evil 5


Ok fine. You know what Sony and Microsoft? You guys finally got to me. Fine, fuck it. I'll just buy a fracking PS3 or 360. You guys found my weak spot.
I personally believe that RE4 was one of the best games I have ever played. Me and a friend sat down at the Gamecube on one day and the next thing I knew we had played the game for about 26 hours, it was time for work! I was sitting in my cubicle that day and all I could think of while I was at work was how I needed to get a bigger briefcase so I can store my sniper riffle and my grenade launcher. We were hooked bad on the sweet gory goodness that is RE4, and played it constantly from the time we got home from work until we passed out from sheer exhaustion, intoxication, or both. To this day my wife (then girlfriend) loathes the game and any memory of the solid 3-4 weeks we played this game constantly. She still refers to the game by impersonating the arms dealers gruff voice, "Whaddaya buyin? Whaddaya- Whaddaya- Whu-Whu- Thank you, heh heh heh", (she doesn't stutter, we would cycle through the menus so fast he never got to finish a sentence, so that was all she would hear).
Soooo, Fuck you Sony and Microsoft, I will cave and play your little game once again. But now you must battle it out for my affection, my cash, and my wife's ire. Who will win?

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